HOW TO MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS (FOOLPROOF)
Buy a falconer’s glove.
Approach the girl you like wearing the falconers glove.
Ask her “Excuse me, have you seen a falcon fly by here?”
Look up to the sky, hopeful/sad.
If she says “No,” look distraught and ask her if she wouldn’t mind helping…
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No one hates Twilight more than Robert Pattinson
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halloween is my favourite time of the year
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Neil Patrick Harris, David Burtka, and their twins, Gideon and Harper.
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did you guy’s know that cole sprouse’s instagram is literally just pictures of strangers taking pictures of him
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